so much to do, so little time........but here's some riddles for you:
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Is there a Dr. Salt?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
Why do they call front seat shotgun?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
What if the hokey-pokey really isn't what it's all about?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
What is the speed of dark?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why are we afraid of falling?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!  | 
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHERE I WAS.........LOL I'LL HAVE TO FILL YOU GUYS IN LATER.........I'M TOO TIRED NOW ........LOL TTYL
